ROBOT: i'd like to welcome [ALASTER C.] on the stage here

ALASTER: hello, it's me, [ALASTER C.] *heavy panting*

ROBOT: why are you breathing heavily?

ALASTER: it took me a while to get here, sorry *shows running shoes*

ROBOT: oh, well, at least you're here now, right?

ALASTER: yes i am!

ROBOT: so, are you ready?

ALASTER: let's see how i can do, with these tunes!

*he starts to play a melody, but makes a mistake*

ALASTER: oops...

*the crowd boos*

ROBOT: uh, it looks like you actually pressed the wrong keys there, so i want you to leave- *he is cut short by the guest*

ALASTER: can i please have a takeback, please! i really need to do this again. i-i can do it. e- i'm really good at this!

ROBOT: *sighs* fine, one chance

*audience cheers*

ALASTER: oh, thank you! okay, let me just get my fingers ready.

*an audible click is heard from alaster's fingers*

ALASTER: ow! ugh! ugh, that [REDACTED FOR TV] hurt!

ROBOT: oooh...

ALASTER: agh! agh!

*the crowd claps even louder*

ROBOT: are you okay?

*he begins to click his knuckles again*

ROBOT: stop doing it! argh!

ALASTER: ugh, ow! oww! dingus!

ROBOT: owhgh...

ALASTER: *sigh* i'm ready now.

ROBOT: okay then. start whenever you're ready.

*a slight pause triggers*

ALASTER: doing it now!

*he starts to play the song "a center peg"*